Faced with a vicious onslaught on the Ezzba's honor, conducted by ungrateful journalists and evil bloggers, who think of nothing but defaming the Ezzba's achievements under the leadership of Gamal Beih... The EBC (Ezzba's Bullshit Council) has decreed the following:
1-Launching an English Satellite Channel, with the aim of highlighting the miracles achieved under the reign of the previous Hagg (allah yer7amo and yebashbesh el-rock that is beneath his head), and the current Beih
2-The immediate appointment of Abdel Shakour Gobles, the winner of the International Bullshitting Award in 1934, given only to young gifted journalists who show promising signs of a career full of hallucinations
Abdel Shakour trained generation after generation of Egyptian journalists, who went on to assume the highest positions in Maspero, Farafero and el-3asafra.. Some of his most faithful disciples run prestigious international networks like Fox News and CNN.
It's time for the Ezzba to assume its position among the other glorious nations under the sun (or the moon for that regards, since the difference is hardly noticed by the Ezzba's loyal citizens)... And as all civilized nations, we will speak nothing but English, have croissants and cappuccino in the morning, followed by a sip from flatfoot juice...
God... Country... Gamal Beih...
1-Launching an English Satellite Channel, with the aim of highlighting the miracles achieved under the reign of the previous Hagg (allah yer7amo and yebashbesh el-rock that is beneath his head), and the current Beih
2-The immediate appointment of Abdel Shakour Gobles, the winner of the International Bullshitting Award in 1934, given only to young gifted journalists who show promising signs of a career full of hallucinations
Abdel Shakour trained generation after generation of Egyptian journalists, who went on to assume the highest positions in Maspero, Farafero and el-3asafra.. Some of his most faithful disciples run prestigious international networks like Fox News and CNN.
It's time for the Ezzba to assume its position among the other glorious nations under the sun (or the moon for that regards, since the difference is hardly noticed by the Ezzba's loyal citizens)... And as all civilized nations, we will speak nothing but English, have croissants and cappuccino in the morning, followed by a sip from flatfoot juice...
God... Country... Gamal Beih...
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well, being the mouthpiece of El Ezba regime, your efforts are unquestionable; except for the end-slogan of:
God .. Country .. Gamal.
I suggest that you substitute it with:
God .. Ezba .. Gamal!
The previous Haj was really uncomparable to his idiot successor. Gamal is unable to yoshmot the undisciplined minority who defame the blessed Ezzba. We truely need ragel mal houdomo. The late el-Haj passed triumphly throught such hard times with less losses and great winnings. feen ayamak ya haj.
I really missed being mashmout
ع إنى مش فاهم ايتها كلمه من رطانة الخواجات دى إلا إن الوله بيومى النطع بتاع الجرايد كان شغال ترجمان فى نزلة السمان وهو صغنن عند اعمامه وبيرطن خواجاتى بربنط
قاللى الحديت ده يا عمده بيلسن على انك يعنى ولا مؤاخذه معندكش لا نيه ولا رغبه
قلت له نية ايه ورغبة ايه يابن المهشتكه انت هو انا هاعمل واحد مع المصونه ولا ايه
انى مبحبش امد ايدى على حد بس
الحاج الله يرحمه كان مفترى وايده طارشه
بس وعد رئاسى ياد يا بيومى يا نطع اللى هايقع من يوم وجاى تحت إيدى مش بس هاشمطه، دانى هابعته على النقطه عند الدمهوجى المخبر بتاع العيال ينزع رجولته
وده وعد يا بلد
lolololololooooolololooooooochyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
congrats ya Ezbet l ham :D
It's a great pleasure to have some one with ur experience and age to speak to us dr abdul shakoor beih basha afenzi
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